Some people are chaotic but entertaining to watch.

#SillySeptember #Xyrastic #poetry

#SillySeptember #Xyrastic
#limerick

I am rather enthusiastic
About a place I call Xyrastic
It’s filled with xylophones
Color coded for all tones
Check it out - it’s so fantastic

Sarcastic
with a twist
#Xyrastic
within a bit
The audience
laughs at the
sharply honed wit
Even as
the punch line
uncomfortably hits.

#SillySeptember #poetry #writing #writingcommunity

#SillySeptember #Xyrastic @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

they needed an auctioneer
to read the side effects for Xyrastic
but even that left no time
to mention what it supposedly cures
i wasn’t very concerned
about the 4 hr erection
but the punning in church
was utter nunsense

Two tea spoons of #Xyrastic
twice a day
massage some oil in your skin
forget all your dramas
and take a deep breath
you will soon feel
as right as rain
take a tropical holiday
in a double decker bus
a moment to sooth you
and scatter your pain

#SillySeptember
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Lasting elastic,
Xyrastic rubber expands
Exponentially.
#SillySeptember #xyrastic #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember the last day of made up words!!!! Ever!! Perhaps.

Your word to include

#Xyrastic