The Pentagon’s AI policy has taken a curious turn. Earlier this year, the Department of Defense officially labeled Anthropic a "supply‑chain risk," effectively blacklisting the company’s products.
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The US Air Force removed all B‑1 bombers from RAF Fairford after a security incident that prompted evacuations; the Pentagon confirmed the aircraft have returned to the United States and police found no…
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In a move that left more than a few car keys rattling, Peugeot has announced that its Australian customers may need to abandon their vehicles until a fix is issued. The French automaker has flagged a defect…
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Nvidia’s new bot‑safety gadget arrives just as OpenAI retires its most powerful AI—market participants are watching the digital tug‑of‑war
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https://processorpress.com/story/661/openai-pulls-the-plug-on-rogue-ai-model-nvidia-unveils-compliance-tool

eBay bans airbags online—now you can’t buy a safety net on eBay. Spoiler: it’s a joke.
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https://processorpress.com/story/446/ebay-pulls-the-plug-on-airbags-declares-no-more-fake-cushioning