BRISTOL'S £225M SUPERCOMPUTER: 2,000 HOMES' WORTH OF POWER, SOLD AS CLEAN ENERGY.

Built on an old Emersons Green car park. Someone's still circling.
Brunel pulled this one in 1848. You'll want to see how he ended it.
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Bristol City Council banned travel adverts. Then its leader, Tony Dyer, missed chairing its top committee for the UN Forum of Mayors in Geneva.
By train? Still no postcard, though.
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Driverless Cars Meet Bristol's Driverless Council: The Movie
The steering wheel's lost to high tech, so Bristol forms a steering group.
Meeting four: cancelled. Nobody was steering.
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First Cockupoly, Now Clueless: Bristol's Newest Bored Game
Nobody did it.
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The Global Puppet Show: Houthis, Russian Diesel, a Two-Quid Litre and Us

UK diesel prices have never been higher. Washington's buying Russian diesel. Well, well, well.

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The Almighty Gob: The Going Nowhere Tour 2026

Six rooms. Six dates. All sold out. Ever seen the poster?

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Thank you for arriving at the Afterlife. Your death is important to us. If you were declared dead by a search engine, please hold. Indefinitely.

Did you know you were dead? Google A.I. might already think so.
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Bristol council tax: up two-thirds. Wages: up less than half.
Developer money to Hartcliffe's area in 2024/25? £3,338.85.
I've seen bigger raffles.

The centre gets Flannels. The outskirts get the flannel.

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The author of the Green Party's Zionism is racism motion is still friends with a convicted al-Qaeda Heathrow bomb plotter. Her words: "What was, hasn't changed."

Today, 7 October, students marched through London.

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The author of the Green Party's Zionism is racism motion is still friends with a convicted al-Qaeda Heathrow bomb plotter. Her words: "What was, hasn't changed."

Today, 7 October, students marched through London.

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#TheAlmightyGob #GreenParty #October7 @jewishnews.bsky.social

Google AI says I died in July 2025. Its source? Someone else's funeral notice. Nobody checked. I did.
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1,022 Greens in Brighton voted that Zionism is racism. Then they binned the clause protecting members who go to synagogue. Anti-racist. Terms and conditions apply.
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The Green Party's Inclusive Terminology Guidance: Bristol City Council Already Speaks It Fluently. BS!
broke it in one tweet. Bristol reportedly called "paternity" gender neutral.
Pater. Father. Look it up.
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When did you last say "love" and mean it?

Rage bait won the dictionary. Love fits on a button. Somebody still has to sweep up.

The opposite of love isn't hate. Find out what it is before you scroll past it.

The Almighty Gob
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Outrage is the only renewable energy Britain has ever got right.

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I wanted a tea towel. I got a side hustle.

Cockupoly, The Almighty Gob's Bristol City Council board game, is now a Bristol tea towel. Every square is real.

Finally useful.

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Play Cockupoly: Bristol City Council's Liveable Neighbourhood Board Game. The bus gates fine you £70 and passing City Hall collects nothing. Tag the friend who'd be in PCN Jail by round three.

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Jail For Parents? Big Brother Produces Only One Real Winner
The winner gets a cheque. The parent gets the bill.
Big Brother: potentially £100,000.
Ignore a parenting order: a fine of up to £1,000.
Spot the difference. Read it here: shorturl.at/hCQdY
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Welcome To The Nanny State: BristolCity Council Bans Fast Fashion And Flight Adverts
No vote. No consultation. @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk @johndarvall.bsky.social
#TheAlmightyGob #Bristol #NannyState #Orwellian #Bolitics
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