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Thank you for arriving at the Afterlife. Your death is important to us. If you were declared dead by a search engine, please hold. Indefinitely.

Did you know you were dead? Google A.I. might already think so.
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Bristol council tax: up two-thirds. Wages: up less than half.
Developer money to Hartcliffe's area in 2024/25? £3,338.85.
I've seen bigger raffles.

The centre gets Flannels. The outskirts get the flannel.

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The author of the Green Party's Zionism is racism motion is still friends with a convicted al-Qaeda Heathrow bomb plotter. Her words: "What was, hasn't changed."

Today, 7 October, students marched through London.

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The author of the Green Party's Zionism is racism motion is still friends with a convicted al-Qaeda Heathrow bomb plotter. Her words: "What was, hasn't changed."

Today, 7 October, students marched through London.

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#TheAlmightyGob #GreenParty #October7 @jewishnews.bsky.social

Google AI says I died in July 2025. Its source? Someone else's funeral notice. Nobody checked. I did.
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1,022 Greens in Brighton voted that Zionism is racism. Then they binned the clause protecting members who go to synagogue. Anti-racist. Terms and conditions apply.
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The Green Party's Inclusive Terminology Guidance: Bristol City Council Already Speaks It Fluently. BS!
broke it in one tweet. Bristol reportedly called "paternity" gender neutral.
Pater. Father. Look it up.
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When did you last say "love" and mean it?

Rage bait won the dictionary. Love fits on a button. Somebody still has to sweep up.

The opposite of love isn't hate. Find out what it is before you scroll past it.

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I wanted a tea towel. I got a side hustle.

Cockupoly, The Almighty Gob's Bristol City Council board game, is now a Bristol tea towel. Every square is real.

Finally useful.

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Play Cockupoly: Bristol City Council's Liveable Neighbourhood Board Game. The bus gates fine you £70 and passing City Hall collects nothing. Tag the friend who'd be in PCN Jail by round three.

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Jail For Parents? Big Brother Produces Only One Real Winner
The winner gets a cheque. The parent gets the bill.
Big Brother: potentially £100,000.
Ignore a parenting order: a fine of up to £1,000.
Spot the difference. Read it here: shorturl.at/hCQdY
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Welcome To The Nanny State: BristolCity Council Bans Fast Fashion And Flight Adverts
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#Bristol's New 999 Service: City Hall
45% of your wage on rent. Nought per cent of an answer
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