New old sayings about the weather The new Private Eye is out now.

"Jesus - is that really how they see us?" From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1650, May 2025.

“We know that’s what our parents will be doing now we’re gone,” agreed all the freshers. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Keep your Great British lawn and your garden borders secure with the… WEEPING TOMMO™ From the new Private Eye, out now.

PLUS news from the Rotten Boroughs of Leeds, Durham, Derbyshire, Bristol and the Isle of Wight in the new Eye.

Although this schmoozing investment in 2024-25 by the then Labour-led council (now Reform) is modest, it failed to bring returns – unless you count Sunderland hosting a House of Lords dinner (bill: £2,208).

Cash-strapped Sunderland forked out £120,000 of taxpayers’ money on lobbying firms to “help the council to make a powerful case with government for economic regenerative support for the city”.

Trump: From now on I am the media. Trump News! New Private Eye on shelves now.

In a thrilling contest which kept the whole world on the edge of their seats to the final whistle, Manchester City today narrowly lost to the Premier League by a score of 114-1. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Number crunching: “the poorest in our society” From the new Private Eye, out now.

You may not relish the tech being forced into every element of your life – but don’t worry, the made-up voters advising government think it’s a great idea! More A-EYE in the new Private Eye, out now.

Talking to Politico at the Labour party conference, Narayan said he had used “AI-generated synthetic focus groups provided by a private company… to test public opinion on AI and other issues”.

Who or what is behind the direction of the government’s AI policy? According to minister for artificial intelligence Kanishka Narayan it’s, er, AI!

Man City in cheating shock The new Private Eye is out now.

It’s a vital question that ideally would have been debated by experts in front of the jury at Lucy Letby’s trial, but the defence put up no experts so instead we’ve had to wait more than three years after her convictions for the privilege, courtesy of the Sun and Channel 5.

Is it safe to convict someone for causing multiple deaths by venous air embolism (VAE) when there is no evidence any death was caused by VAE?

Thames Valley Police have responded to claims by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s lawyer that search warrants issued by officers at the Royal Lodge at Windsor were unlawful. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.