New man-made synthetic clothes
are not a patch on old natural fibres!
#LunchPun #jokes #funny #joke

I pointed out to my boss that the machines were putting the custard under the jelly and then tipping sherry randomly over the top. She told me my issues were trifling.

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- What do you make of this email? Someone's asking for money so they can play golf near some sand dunes in Nigeria.
- Links, Africa?
- No, I used Sure. But what about the email?

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*me waiting in the wings*

KFC manager: "I'm calling the police"

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Maxwell House and Folgers have teamed up to launch a range of flavoured lozenges for those with a cold or flu

Coffee Sweets

#Lunchpun #HaveALaugh

#LunchPun #badjokethursday My mate, Richard lost an arm. I wrote a short type of poem in the style of the Irish about it; some said it was the best Limb o’ Rick they’d ever heard.

Man City with all these charges!
Surely a missed opportunity to
connect them to the National Grid!
#joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

I’m sorry to report that my melancholy newspaper has gone out of business.

Sad Times.

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Everyone mixes pretty well at the language school.

Except the Xhosa students can be a bit cliquey….

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In parts of the Far East, the word for "chicken" literally translates as "great egg". Charles Dickens was aware of this, and on hearing of an incident where poultry went rogue and attacked their owners, he was moved to write
Great Eggs Pecked Asians. #LunchPun

I've applied for tons of job advertisments looking for people to check online comment forums.

Everything in moderation I always say.

#LunchPun #Jokes

You have to feel for Manchester City. The last people to have this much trouble with charges was the Light Brigade.

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- As the new milkmaid, you'll need to prove you know how to milk cows
- Udder wise?
- I won't hire you

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North Sea oil extractors undergo riggerous training.

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They have announced a new movie based on the discovery that 2 Roman emperors died of a corona virus variant

Covidus coming soon

#Lunchpun #HaveALaugh

Ernest Hemingway wrote a novel about a Swiss archer and cricketer called William. Sadly it was never published, so we’ll never know
For Whom the Tell Bowls. #LunchPun #Pun