Why did the belt get arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!

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What did Benjamin Franklin say after his kite experiment?

That was truly shocking.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It's all night shifts but they're all a hoot over there.

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

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Why didn't the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

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What do you call a car that's been to the gym?

A muscle car!

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Why did the mom measure her son before bedtime?

She wanted to see how long he could sleep!

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Why do opticians live so long?

Because they dilate.

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