Knock knock.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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What do you call an adventurous piece of bread at a campout?

A trail mix-up.

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What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

A square root garden!

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Why did the rolling pin go to the gym?

It wanted to get on a roll.

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

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I just found out my grandpa is addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

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What type of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip pop!

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What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

We should connect — I feel a strong signal between us.

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What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!

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What did Benjamin Franklin say after his kite experiment?

That was truly shocking.

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What do you call a literary cat?

A paw-et!

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What did the owl say to its Valentine?

Owl always love you!

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What do you call a car that's been to the gym?

A muscle car!

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Why do opticians live so long?

Because they dilate.

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