Geraldine thought she was almost ready to try her on-line acupuncture lessons on a real child.
@erburyoldboy.bsky.social
@erburyoldboy.bsky.socialGeraldine thought she was almost ready to try her on-line acupuncture lessons on a real child.
@herodotuspenguin.bsky.social“Easy ways to Acupuncture your poodle” was turning out not to be easy at all. Emily sighed and ordered another puppy.
#GirlsOwnCc
@grahambrack.bsky.socialKnitting bored her, she couldn’t enjoy playing the piano, her book left her flat, and Samantha could not take her mind off the top grade smack she had under her pillow upstairs. #GirlsOwnCC
@p1dge0n.bsky.socialOne used to accomplish so much more before TikTok came along.
#GirlsOwnCC
@bluebookballoon.bsky.socialNo matter how many times Sophia picked up the knitting, she couldn’t settle to it. The lure of her Insta was too great, especially after being given that nifty stand for her iPad #GirlsOwnCC
@paulhamer1.bsky.social“Nope, my mind’s a blank” mused Emily as she gazed at her iPad. “I can’t think of anything witty for this week’s caption”
#GirlsOwnCC
@erburyoldboy.bsky.socialGeraldine’s on-line knitting course wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
@grahambrack.bsky.socialJennifer’s new iPad mini was a huge disappointment. “Maybe if I invent broadband it would help,” she thought. #GirlsOwnCC
@spacexecadet.bsky.socialHaving developed the smart phone, Ada was worrying about it's utility without a network.
@reynardo.bsky.social"He promised he'd return once I'd knitted him a scarf. It's been 5 years, 12 scarves and a full twin set with pearls, and still no sign of the blighter. Mother was right. I should marry the vicar instead."
@spacexecadet.bsky.socialGeraldine had perfected the indoor television aerial and was well on the way to developing the set itself.
@girlsown.bsky.socialEnjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
@girlsown.bsky.socialWitty winners of last Sunday’s #GirlsOwnCC were:
🥇 @ancientnmodern.bsky.social
🥈 @champierth.bsky.social
🥉 @artbookreview.bsky.social
4th @grahamguest.eurosky.social
Highly commended
@oldbat.bsky.social
@berniebanter.bsky.social
@joycebwriter.bsky.socialJust because you look like Florence Welch, Jemima, doesn’t mean you can cavort around the neighbourhood, using your hand mirror as a microphone. #GirlsOwnCC
@clarkbeliveau.bsky.social.
"Okay. So I hold the brush near the mirror while gazing at the reflection of the flan?"
"Precisely!"
"Sigh... Witchcake is so complicated..."
"But yummy!"
@joycebwriter.bsky.socialJust because you look like Florence Welch, Jemima, doesn’t mean you can cavort around the neighbourhood, using your hand mirror as a microphone. #GirlsOwnCC
@yeevey.bsky.socialThe urge not to imprint the hairbrush onto the side of Gwendoline's face was becoming too great for Dorothy: no matter what Gwen said, Dotty maintained she *was* worth it. #GirlsOwnCC
@syriljaybee.bsky.social