A pearl of good news as the National Trust takes over Rules restaurant.

From Here to Maternity

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Yes, Deepl is my go-to app for translation.

Google Translate? Perish the thought! I shall set about learning Danish and read the piece in a few years' time.

I hear some politicians complaining about reopening the Brexit debate. Was it ever closed?

It's best to choose something obscure, like the year of the Mongol conquest of the Jin dynasty.

'Euthanised'? What happened to 'killed'?

Jane Eyre Freshener

Napoleon died without seeing the skeleton of a dinosaur which is why he could never take a bone apart

once I met a girl when I was a paperboy she blew me away

I thought that had folded.

Will the replacement programmes include The Great British Celebrity Snogfest and Britain's Biggest Knobhead?

You do have to watch out for Quakers wandering the streets proclaiming peace and love.

My imaginary friend never liked me.

Playing mostly The Rolling Stones.

How I arrived on Bluesky.

"You were right. Wetherspoon's would have been the better option."

Watching Quatermass on the BBC, I was terrified of getting The Mark.

The Odyssey for people short of time: wise Odysseus has adventures travelling then he comes back home