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@champierth.bsky.social

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Gamedev & okayish bass player. Follow for "Daft social media bollocks" Assume any post is sarcastic and you won’t go far wrong. A like doesn’t mean I agree, or understand. May contain British spellings, and Oxford commas. Pic:@beancurling.bsky.social

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@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:20 PM

Badmingeton

#AddALetterRuinASport

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:06 PM

Chests Boxing

#AddALetterRuinASport

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:22 PM

"Stop! Hammer time."

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:14 PM

There's no wrong answers. I'll stick a participation star on your chart.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:13 PM

Ah yes, a public execution. That will discourage mass murderers, who are famously not suicidal or at all interested in becoming a household name.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:02 PM

They'd need an opposition to need a leader for it.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:34 PM

You can’t shout “he’s behind you” these days, because of woke.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:51 PM

That’s Llanfair.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:17 PM

Office 2000, so you enjoy reading the classics?

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:15 PM

I love being able to use my iPad as an external monitor for my MacBook.

@swansonian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:43 AMReposted by @champierth.bsky.social

marswasrubbish.etsy.com If you'd like a print or a postcard of "A beautiful horse in the sunset" or one of my 200 other things they are here x

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:10 PM

Ruin a book by adding a word The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Polanski Empire

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:00 PM

Intelligence Doing Intelligent and Other Things

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:46 AM

That might highlight how many humans don't appear to have learnt anything.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:44 AM

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?I Me: I think that's my printer playing up again.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:41 AM

How about a compromise, and we call it Superfluous Intelligence?

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:36 AM

Virtually.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:12 AM

You know, to be fair We do give people a choice Where we can probe them

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:08 AM

How do you get 50 "patriots" around a phonebox? Tell them it's a small boat.

@champierth.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:55 AM

Is the 25% David Hasselhoff?

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