“As we told you Mr Darwin, no reflection. Please, pray tell, from where does HIS species originate?!”
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Good evening, Ma'am, there's a Mister John outside asking whether your daughter needs piano lessons...
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His AI-hand always made piano-playing difficult #GirlsOwnCC

How awkward! thought Annabel. Here she was, playing soft music and lulling Egbert's Papa into opening his pocketbook for their wedding, and now it turned out Egbert was pre-contracted to marry a High Court Judge.

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As we have arrived in Spooky Season m’dears. Here’s my fake hand trick.
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How kind of you to offer Mrs Cholmondeley, but that wasn't the seat I was admiring.

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Yes, Mama, I know it's cruel, but I refuse to give Amelia her clip-on pony-táil back until she promises to stop playing "Chopsticks" #GirlsOwnCC

Richard's tiny wave was thankfully sufficient to alert Celia to Mr. Bernard Shaw's violent aversion to Improvised Jazz. #GirlsOwnCC

Her Majesty, wishes you to know that, while not in fact a keen dancer herself, was much amused by our performance and wondered if we could enact some form of appreciation of the late Duke of Wellington.

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“Please madam, sit back down and dont raise your voice at me.
I merely said that listening to Verity’s umpteenth rendition of that Adele song has loosened my bowels beyond the point of comfort.
Good day to you all!”

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No Lady Mundsley, our world renowned pianist Muriel Sparks hasn’t got any Quo.

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I'm not sure that, "Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom
Tutti frutti, oh rutti" is really going to work Henry. Do you?
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Having polished off the contents of the punchbowl, Hubert stood sozzled again before Grace's parents.
Swaying and showing the whites of his flies, he struggled to make his request: 'Am..um..Amayshing Graysh..'
'After last night, the Unfinished Symphony would be more apt', thought Grace. #GirlsOwnCC

“Monsieur Poirot presents his compliments and says he can’t possibly reveal the murderer in a room with this wallpaper, so would you all shift to the conservatory and bring the lead piping.” #GirlsOwnCC

A grave error I think, inviting the new neighbour, D. Racula .. tis true, he has no reflection but his rendition of Chopin's Funeral March has bite!
That's what I'm afraid of exclaimed Gertrude #GirlsOwnCC

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‘The police are out front ladies. Better delete your socials!’ #GirlsOwnCC

The smoothness of the evening had come to a crude and improper halt. Susan's assured performance of a Bach etude was now ruined by Mr. Belvedere's unwanted accompaniment by the medium of farting.

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They all stared in shock when Ernest requested they play "Smack my Bitch Up" on the Piano forte.

Esme and Mary were heartbroken as Mr Beard explained that only he and Mr Gibbons would be available to play "Sharp Dressed Man" at the event this evening, as Mr Hill was still on the transatlantic steamer from America.
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