Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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What do you call a fish that plays guitar?

A bass.

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Why do rivers never get lost?

Because they always follow the current!

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Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.

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What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

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What do history teachers and judges have in common?

They both care about dates and sentences!

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Why do rugby players make great friends?

They really know how to support you in a scrum.

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What did the sea say to the sand? "We have to stop meeting like this."

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What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Rude-olph!

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

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What do you call an AI that writes poetry?

Poet-AI-c.

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What position does a mummy play in football?

The wrapper!

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What do you call a film director whose use of KY Jelly left him in severe discomfort?

Ernst Lube Itch.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

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Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

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