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*PEACE AIN'T EASY - AND IT AIN'T A GUARANTEE*
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See that scribble? That's how hard achieving peace is.

It's also exactly how we feel on the inside.

You know it - so why not show it. It's worthy. ☺🎶💙

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*MOMENTUM BREEDS MORE MOMENTUM - INERTIA IS ENTROPY*
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I SUSPECT that if I ever truly STOPPED, I'd be done for good.

I KNOW that there's no SUCCESS without MOMENTUM.

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*IS IT WRONG TO WANT A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING?*
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I love these things: MUSIC, SEX, FOOD, TV, BOOKS, TRAVEL, etc. etc. etc.

Is that wrong?

You tell me - you should know. ☺🎶💙

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*EVERY ZEN MASTER'S BIG SECRET*
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Why do people meditate? Cuz they're secretly SUPER STRESSED.

That goes DOUBLE for the GURUS.

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*I ANSWER ALL OF YOUR MERCH QUESTIONS*
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Q: Absolutely anything you can think of.
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*A SHIRT FOR THAT SPECIAL OCCASION - OR NOT*
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Some moments in life call for a special shirt.

Or not. Maybe there's that ONE SHIRT that serves for EVERY MOMENT.

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*WHICH ONE IS YOU?*
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Or are you ALL OF THEM?

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