why can't weee be friends...

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you want them to be real, don't you...

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you already know who you are ... or you don't and that's okay too

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swipe wayyyy right...

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why do we put ourselves through this sh*t?

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that's where you're from too, right?

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kinda sorta still worth the effort

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why even try to hold back

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it's for both of us

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you know i won't - and you won't either

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...disco time, baby

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...i honestly don't care

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...is this you?

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...get it yourself

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*THE TRIUMPH AND TRAGEDY OF BEING DIY*
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Sometimes you don't have the money to pay someone to do something for you.

Sometimes you just wanna do it yourself.

Either way you're in for the DIY ride of your life, for better or worse. ☺🎶💙

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Why do people meditate? Cuz they're secretly SUPER STRESSED.

That goes DOUBLE for the GURUS.

And I bet this is YOU TOO. ☺🎶💙

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*I ANSWER ALL OF YOUR MERCH QUESTIONS*
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Q: Absolutely anything you can think of.
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Done. ☺🎶💙

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