why can't weee be friends...

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you already know who you are ... or you don't and that's okay too

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swipe wayyyy right...

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why do we put ourselves through this sh*t?

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that's where you're from too, right?

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kinda sorta still worth the effort

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why even try to hold back

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it's for both of us

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...disco time, baby

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...but is it really a "problem"?

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...i honestly don't care

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...is this you?

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...get it yourself

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*PEACE AIN'T EASY - AND IT AIN'T A GUARANTEE*
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See that scribble? That's how hard achieving peace is.

It's also exactly how we feel on the inside.

You know it - so why not show it. It's worthy. ☺🎶💙

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*MOMENTUM BREEDS MORE MOMENTUM - INERTIA IS ENTROPY*
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I KNOW that there's no SUCCESS without MOMENTUM.

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