why can't weee be friends...

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you want them to be real, don't you...

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swipe wayyyy right...

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why do we put ourselves through this sh*t?

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that's where you're from too, right?

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kinda sorta still worth the effort

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why even try to hold back

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it's for both of us

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...disco time, baby

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...but is it really a "problem"?

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...i honestly don't care

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...is this you?

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...get it yourself

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*PEACE AIN'T EASY - AND IT AIN'T A GUARANTEE*
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See that scribble? That's how hard achieving peace is.

It's also exactly how we feel on the inside.

You know it - so why not show it. It's worthy. ☺🎶💙

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*MOMENTUM BREEDS MORE MOMENTUM - INERTIA IS ENTROPY*
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I SUSPECT that if I ever truly STOPPED, I'd be done for good.

I KNOW that there's no SUCCESS without MOMENTUM.

So yeah, I'm a junkie for it. ☺🎶💙

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*IS IT WRONG TO WANT A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING?*
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I love these things: MUSIC, SEX, FOOD, TV, BOOKS, TRAVEL, etc. etc. etc.

Is that wrong?

You tell me - you should know. ☺🎶💙

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*EVERY ZEN MASTER'S BIG SECRET*
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Why do people meditate? Cuz they're secretly SUPER STRESSED.

That goes DOUBLE for the GURUS.

And I bet this is YOU TOO. ☺🎶💙

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*I ANSWER ALL OF YOUR MERCH QUESTIONS*
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Q: Absolutely anything you can think of.
A: Buy a shirt. You'll be a hit at parties.

Done. ☺🎶💙

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*A SHIRT FOR THAT SPECIAL OCCASION - OR NOT*
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Some moments in life call for a special shirt.

Or not. Maybe there's that ONE SHIRT that serves for EVERY MOMENT.

Check these out. Decide for yourself. ☺🎶💙

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*WHICH ONE IS YOU?*
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Or are you ALL OF THEM?

HOT TIP: Start with the shirt that speaks to you most, and take it from there. ☺🎶💙

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