If you have good oral hygiene and hear a banjo, run!

If you have good oral hygiene and hear a banjo, run!
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say."
If you shoot a machine gun at a running person, the bullets only hit the dirt a foot or two behind them.
#70sMoviesTaughtMe #HashtagGames
#70sMoviesTaughtMe that Camelot is a silly place
#70sMoviesTaughtMe maybe I really don't want to visit Maine after all
#70sMoviesTaughtMe immigrants are often patriotic Americans
#70sMoviesTaughtMe the Washington Post used to be a respectable newspaper
#70sMoviesTaughtMe don't mess with a girl during her time of the month
#70sMoviesTaughtMe mashed potatoes can be used for arts and crafts
#70sMoviesTaughtMe you never know whether that child next door might be the Antichrist
#70sMoviesTaughtMe that in space, no one can hear you scream.
#70sMoviesTaughtMe I'm getting too old for this sh!t...
#70sMoviesTaughtMe I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.