What #70sMoviesTaughtMe is that the a luxurious mustache makes you attractive to dogs.

What #70sMoviesTaughtMe is that the a luxurious mustache makes you attractive to dogs.
#70sMoviesTaughtMe that you wouldn’t want to explode on
the basis of false data, would you?
Don't divert to investigate unexplained warning beacons
Biggus Dickus wanks as high as any in Wome.
He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.
Coconuts migrate.
If she weighs as much as a duck, then she's made of wood, and therefore, a witch!
All cars are brown.
That's no moon.
These aren’t the droids I’m looking for.
Don't bring an alien on board your ship just because you think it's cute, it will be your job to feed it.
Hairy bodies are sexy!
That even in a movie cut for TV, Peter Finch could make an entire college dorm open their windows and scream "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Yes I was in that dorm.
#70sMoviesTaughtMe it's hard to get a break in Hollywood. Especially if you're a green muppet frog.
That movie adaptations of books could be disappointing.
#70sMoviesTaughtMe to READ THE CONTRACT! IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
#70sMoviesTaughtMe that being a winter caretaker for a mountain resort hotel may not be a great career aspiration
#70sMoviesTaughtMe that good movie directors can be really bad humans
#70sMoviesTaughtMe to let the Wookie win
Taught me that some people love the smell of napalm in the morning!