TP OR NOT TP? THAT IS THE QUESTION!

In this entertaining poem, we look at the most important product on the face of the earth. TOILET PAPER!

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“OMG!!! I’m dying laughing!! Your poems are so hilarious!! The writing is perfect!! I love them!!”

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WHIRLING, AND TWIRLING, AND SWIRLING!

This funny poem is about a lovely lady who disrupts community standards with her exotic dancing!

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#poetrysky #poetry #blueskypoet #prose

to all BULLIES past & present

#breakdowns you caused will NOT define us

may your #sins shame you & your souls be #transported
into a non-negotiable black hole where a non #polarized universe shall decide your fate

#vss365 #BraveWrite #2wordprompt #writing #poetry

Today's pick of the day is maybeamelia's dark and stark poem 'the starving dance'. #poetry
www.abctales.com/story/maybea...

Some of my favourite snaps from this weekend's #Cambridge #Poetry Festival.

PICNIC FUN IN THE SUN!

In this entertaining poem, we examine the pesky perils of picnics!

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Reader comment:

“Thank you for your hilarious poetry!!! I’m sharing them! They are beautifully written and so clever! They made me laugh out loud!”

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So many directions this could have in!
#prompt: #SixInchesOfBlackThread
#doublecherita #poetry #blueskypoetry #writesky
#poetrycommunity #writingcommunity
#fictionwriters #poets #creativewriting
#STAYCREATIVE
@madp03t.bsky.social

#DailyHaikuprompt #amwriting #writingcommunity #poetry #bskypoets #blueskypoetry #poetsofbluesky #chronicillness #prompt

The dreams were #vivid
I could not repress the pain
The greater good wins

Her wounds were not dressed
They will continue to #bleed
It's the only way

Make no mistake.

When I send you
into battle,

you aren’t fighting
the world.

You’re fighting
who you believe
yourself
to be.

#Poetry #BlueskyPoetry

THE COLONOSCOPY PREP TWO-STEP!

Here is a poem that tackles a hilarious subject that has just been waiting to be explored in gruesome detail!

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Was it fair to ask somebody to hold the ocean in me?
Storms coming inside my chest
Burst open the salty tears
This small body couldn’t contain the sea.
Yet, he held it dearly, my precious Honey.
It's been 11 years, my dear has gone; I carry the ocean alone. #poetry

#Haikufeels #poetry #amwriting #chronicillness #authors #writingcommunity #poetsofbluesky #mentalhealth #writersofbluesky #blueskypoetry #prompt

What was the #harm done?
With my eyes closed I still knew
It won't stay hidden

He's beautiful
There is a #glow around him
It does sooth my soul

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I could use your help
It is not going to #hatch
Not with this bad plan

They saw the #decay
It whispers of coming doom
We should all be scared

Ferociously promiscuous
Fueled by platonic lust
Conspiring across oceans
Insurgency lascivious

RAVISHING byporevolution.com/2026/10/ravi...
inspired by @jammo.gee on IG
#gaysex #gayporn #poetry #poem #prophecy #pornography #anarchist #socialist #liberation #matrix #style #fishnets #tantra #tantric

#Haikufeels #poetry #amwriting #chronicillness #authors #writingcommunity #poetsofbluesky #mentalhealth #writersofbluesky #blueskypoetry #prompt

It did #beckon me
I could not resist its words
Perhaps I will die

You should resist it
It will help it to #emerge
That is our one goal