From the Funny Files: "Meat Loaf" from the book "My Hippo Has the Hiccups" poetry4kids.com/poems/meat-l... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
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@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Meat Loaf" from the book "My Hippo Has the Hiccups" poetry4kids.com/poems/meat-l... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
HYPOCHONDRIACS! THE END IS NEAR, THEY FEAR!
A poem that graphically describes the hilarious afflictions that plague hypochondriacs!
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FUNERALS! WHEN THE FUN IS DONE!
A hilarious poem that gleefully puts the FUN back in funerals! You'll laugh till you die!
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@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Imaginary Friend" from the book "Revenge of the Lunch Ladies" poetry4kids.com/poems/imagin... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "I Eat Spaghetti with a Spoon" from the book "The Biggest Burp Ever" poetry4kids.com/poems/i-eat-... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
STRAIGHT TO HELL! FAREWELL!
This is a lighthearted (devil-may-care!) poem about being condemned to the fiery depths of hell for all eternity!
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CELEBRATE THE PERFECT MATE!
A funny poem about a couple who can’t stand each other but renew their wedding vows anyway!
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@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "I Made a Meme This Morning" from the book "My Dog Likes to Disco" poetry4kids.com/poems/i-made... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
PITY THE POOR KITTY!
Our cat got sick with an infection that required us to shave the kitty’s backside! The grisly details are in this hilarious poem.
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HOOTERVILLE IS SUCH A THRILL!
This is a ridiculously immature but hilarious poem about augmenting a particular part of the female anatomy!
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@mimbear.bsky.socialA shrews favourite shoes
A shrew's favourite shoes,
Ones a shrew would surely choose,
When going on a cruise,
Or, when sighting beautiful views.
A shrew's favourite shoes,
Ones a shrew couldn't refuse,
Ones best to show off his moves,
When dancing to funky grooves.
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Meat Loaf" from the book "My Hippo Has the Hiccups" poetry4kids.com/poems/meat-l... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "I Wrote an Awful Poem" from the book "The Armpit of Doom" poetry4kids.com/poems/i-wrot... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
A HOUSE MOUSE PAJAMA DRAMA!
We recently had a mouse in our home, and it managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg! That inspired this hilarious poem.
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“I cannot believe how funny your poems are!!! I laughed so hard I peed!!! I swear to God!!!
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NO FUSSIN, NO CUSSIN!
A funny poem about what causes us to swear with unbridled enthusiasm and gusto!
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@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "This Winter I Went Sledding" from the book "My Dog Likes to Disco" poetry4kids.com/poems/this-w... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids