Everyone mixes pretty well at the language school.

Except the Xhosa students can be a bit cliquey….

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In parts of the Far East, the word for "chicken" literally translates as "great egg". Charles Dickens was aware of this, and on hearing of an incident where poultry went rogue and attacked their owners, he was moved to write
Great Eggs Pecked Asians. #LunchPun

I've applied for tons of job advertisments looking for people to check online comment forums.

Everything in moderation I always say.

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You have to feel for Manchester City. The last people to have this much trouble with charges was the Light Brigade.

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- As the new milkmaid, you'll need to prove you know how to milk cows
- Udder wise?
- I won't hire you

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North Sea oil extractors undergo riggerous training.

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They have announced a new movie based on the discovery that 2 Roman emperors died of a corona virus variant

Covidus coming soon

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Ernest Hemingway wrote a novel about a Swiss archer and cricketer called William. Sadly it was never published, so we’ll never know
For Whom the Tell Bowls. #LunchPun #Pun

#LunchPun #wednesdaywit When Morecambe and Wise died they were both cremated and their ashes were put on display. One container was bigger than the other.
Little Urn?
I’m not sure which one he was in.

Reading the room is a great skill,
but a big disadvantage in the British Library's
Reading Room!
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I wanted to make a pun about candy, but taffy was really a stretch. #lunchpun

A group of customers panicked in the garden centre as a large and heavy climbing plant appeared to be blocking the door. It seems they were simply suffering from mass Wisteria. #LunchPun

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The only thing I caught was a tiny stickleback, no antique musket, no Georgian fire guard not even an old mangle. That's the last time I try maggot fishing.

My very eccentric uncle keeps getting banned from building sites after entering them and using a gel covered finger to check the building materials

He claims he is allowed that he is a blocktologist

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Roy Jenkins thought he could be replace Harold Wilson as Labour leader but that was just a pipe dream

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Traditionally, you're supposed to call your self a cheese-maker if you're born within the sound of Babybels.

Do goth kids play corpse and robbers?

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