*Out of the blue*
AC repairman: What religion are you?
Me: Well, I'm Choctaw, so-
Repairman: *launches into hour-long tirade about non-Christians being devil-worshipers while wielding a 2-ft hose nozzle like a club*
I did not get my AC fixed.

*Out of the blue*
AC repairman: What religion are you?
Me: Well, I'm Choctaw, so-
Repairman: *launches into hour-long tirade about non-Christians being devil-worshipers while wielding a 2-ft hose nozzle like a club*
I did not get my AC fixed.
A huge argument just happened at home between my mum and my brother and my brother's just ran away and said he ain't coming back
#fml #whatthefuckdoido #killmenow
Still feel like this. Also depressed as fuck.
Plus I have to go do my chores in a few minutes. 🥴🤢😞
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I captured Aizen, I'd bind him too
#poetry #bleach #sosukeaizen #aizenbleach #bleachanime #sexjokes #fromanasexual #giobun🐰 #fml
Was just curious to see what the full product would cost. I have the #FreeVersino of #DavinciResolve and without the full version I cant work on my #BottomSurgery documentary
but this pricing is insane... Tho worth it if I had the money
Saw a funny thumbnail and couldn't not do this...
#chainsmokercat #yanikosatou #fanart #art #silly #giobun🐰 #fml
La forma en que la vida me está obligando a ir al oculista es que se me acaba de romper la pata de un lente. #fml.
the way I feel hot but ugly at the same time #fml
nursery: "your order for a forest is ready. come pick it up!"
*before I even finish reading the email*
spouse: "the truck's busted, we can't drive it til its fixed"
file under #fml
Get fucked right before the festival! - My hips
Is this peak capitalism?!
China's underemployed lawyers, architects, and engineers are taking cheap gig work to teach #AI their exact trades - just to pay this month's mortgage restofworld.org/2026/china-e... #zeitgeist #gigeconomy #FML
I’m behind at work and behind at school but I’m also behind at chores so I’ll be getting behind in hydration outside in the 94F #heatindex mowing the lawn with 67 beers.
#FML #lawncare #landman #landmanning