The week has been rough, and the start of the weekend was marred by a severe disappointment.

My day job let me down once again.

Thanks. I hate it.

#fml

The MinusGoji suit they debuted at the Godzilla Dodgers game is at NYCC and it's the one time I can't go because the single day badges are now $100 #fml

My Skinny Puppy cover band's name is Eeny Squeeny Puppy.

#industrial #fml #wtf

I only have shapeless recipes implemented and now I have to put in the logic for shaped #FML

Have a bf but lonely FMLRN. NO ONE EVER TALKS TO ME >:(
Am i just unlikeable?
#FML #unlikeable

@atlefren det som er mer … uheldig? Er at en del folk faktisk tror at det er et program de kan bruke til noe… #fml

"Can I please get a proper extract from the actual database?"

"Sure, here you go..."

#FML

an option because it doesn't work. So now, to receive the £30 parcel that must be signed for I have to take a days unpaid leave.

#FML
#FirstWorldProblems

Oh, joy... My greatest fear comes to fruition - cargo cults centered around black boxes are here to stay. We're fscked.

#AI Now Writing Code That Humans Can’t Even Understand futurism.com/artificial-i... #FML #zeitgeist

Clocked another 2 rejections today. One of them was a big one. So, that’s 0 for 200+ attempts so far. I keep telling myself that something’s gotta give…But it never does. #jobs #work #jfc #fml

Meeting with my advisor didn't go well! I'm fucked!

(should have just stayed a NEET instead of going back to college, my god) #FML

I’m kinda used to updating my computer and having something not work or have to be reinstalled… but.. Apple… come on… really? Printer drivers not working AND unavailable? Why push through an upgrade that isn’t fully supported? #SMH #FML

Every. Single. Time. #FML

Talking
to
ONE
White
Church
Woman
at a time
is
genuinely
absolutely
scary
AF
cuz
i
am
learning
how
deeply
propaganda
has already
formed
a chasm
between
reality
according to
technofascists
WCNs
social media
theobrolos
Billionaires
LLMs
&
REALITY ITSELF.

#FML #IYKYK
But I cannot stay silent

Picking up Marcus Mariota last minute and starting him today tracks with my luck in general this FFB season. #FML

Check out this song! Dissident Aggressor … www.iheart.com/artist/slaye... why can I be one of those guys who gets a shout from the naked girls, for buying tiny clothes other dudes will be getting to take off?? Oh?? All my money goes to toys n farm equipment!!! 😬 #FML😆😆

Well.

In the eight or so minutes I was in the grocery store, someone busted the lock off my car and tried to break in. (They were unsuccessful.)

Desperate times create desperate people. Watch your surroundings, don’t leave valuables in your vehicles, and park in well-lit areas.

#FML

How my day started, pretty sure the coffee is trying to give me a middle finger as well.

#coffee #goodstart #spillage #fml #morningvibes

-Hei Google, hva slags sopp?

-Kantarell!

-Sikker? Ikke falsk?

-Ja, {liste med detaljer} viser tydelig at det er ekte kantarell!

Tok med hjem. Madammen sier falsk kantarell...

-Hei Google, er dette ekte eller falsk kantarell?

-Helt tydelig falsk, som kan sees på {liste med detaljer}

#FML

Me: I've got nothing planned tomorrow, so I can stay up late and sleep in.

My Body At 10pm: So very tired. Can't go on. Must sleep.

Me: I need to be up earlier than normal, so I better get to bed early.

My Body At 3am: Nine, ten, never sleep again...

#fml #chronicillness #whyamiawake #ugh