Hey friends, Iโm offering two opportunities to write with me and a small cohort of other writers in southern France in May of next year! A couple of spots left in each session. See inside for details. ๐ www.artofflashfiction.com/retreats/cre...
Hey there, just FYI I'll be at NYCC this week and if you're also there + want a (paperback or hardcover) copy of Supersex for $20 just DM me ๐
Speak American!
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
Hi, Kristina! ๐
Iโve heard Chee-pot-all quite a bit. It was just crazy to hear not only customers saying it, but store workers.
At this bagel shop and everyone is pronouncing jalapeรฑo as hal-a-pea-no and one of the workers just handed me my crem-ee-brew-lee coffee and, ope, I have to get out of the Midwest.
We're happy to announce our nominations for Best of the Net and Best Small Fictions!
You can read them all here: www.whaleroadreview.com/nominations
@barlowadams.bsky.social @nataliamartinez.bsky.social @emilyrinkema.bsky.social @caseyreiland.bsky.social and more!
@smokelong.bsky.social Do you know about The SmokeLong Grand Micro Contest? It's an annual comp now, open to fiction, CNF, prose poetry, previously published and unpublished, and also translations. We want it all. Deadline Nov 15. 250 words or fewer. www.smokelong.com/the-smokelon...
Dude is about to rename planet Earth โAmerica World.โ
Yes. Sigh. Then Tim Curry and Optimus Prime died.
@smokelong.bsky.social We'll be sending out the invitation to join the workshop site on August 27th. Come write with us! Fitness is not a cult no matter what people say. #kumbaya
www.smokelong.com/smokelong-fi...
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Happy Publication Day to the Official @marchxness.bsky.social Selection Committee, @angermonsoon.bsky.social and @meganc.bsky.social, and the long awaited, never duplicated HIT REPEAT UNTIL I HATE MUSIC: THE MARCH XNESS ANTHOLOGY!!!
It is such a great opening lineup!
Issue One is live and full of nerve!
Featuring work by @emmabolden.bsky.social, @jacqdoyle.bsky.social, @williamfargason.bsky.social, @sonyahuber.bsky.social @mattkendrick.bsky.social, @gabemontesanti.bsky.social, @zachpowers.bsky.social and more!
President Leeroy Jenkins. Iโm am dead. ๐ ๐
Some of it is weird, but it actually has helped me some with accountability!
SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
My birb also discovered this. And dislikes things I love. ๐
