@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy
Founder Functional Programming India, Concur UI framework.
“It’s all fine, if the compiler says it’s fine”.
"Be irrational. Don't let the economists win"
"Rage […]
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@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy@b0rk I would merge main into the feature branch as many times as required, but then squash while merging the branch into main
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyStill very early days, but working on a fast-ish native #compiler toolchain for #PureScript
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyPrinted a case for my arduino, slapped some stickers on it, and well, this is the most personality I have seen in any of my computing devices yet. I think it's time to get rid of the sterile homogenised tech that's everywhere, and bring the *personal* back in personal computing
@fpindia.bsky.socialReposted by @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyWhat does #FunctionalProgramming and #Python have in common? A LOT apparently.
Come join us for an offline joint #meetup between #FPIndia and #BangPypers, and find out more.
All skill levels welcome!
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyWhat does #FunctionalProgramming and #Python have in common? A LOT apparently.
Come join us for an offline joint #meetup between #FPIndia and #BangPypers, and find out more.
All skill levels welcome!
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy#Opus 5.5 meme by yours truly
@fpindia.bsky.socialReposted by @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyAttending #IndiaFoss on the 26th of Sep (i.e. tomorrow)? Come join us for a small and informal #FPIndia post conference gathering
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyAttending #IndiaFoss on the 26th of Sep (i.e. tomorrow)? Come join us for a small and informal #FPIndia post conference gathering
@fossunited.mas.to.ap.brid.gyReposted by @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyDate: 26th September 2026
Time: 2:00 PM
Venue: Hall 3 (Ground Floor), Bengaluru
#IndiaFOSS, the largest gathering for the country’s digital commons communities, is back for 2026!
Sept 25 onwards | Blr, India
#UnitedByFOSS
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy#StarTrek SNW's newest season is terrible #disappointed
@fpindia.bsky.socialReposted by @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyHear me out.
4/5 oceans of the world have corresponding Hindi names, except the Atlantic ocean.
Some (okay fine, one) of the names is also a common male first name (Prashant). Setting a precedent on how to name things.
I propose that Atlantic should also […]
@haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyInformal #FPIndia gathering next Sunday in #Bangalore. This is *very* limited space, and informal, so we don't have a predefined agenda.
Come hang out, eat, drink, and have some chill conversations with fellow #FunctionalProgramming enthusiasts!
https://luma.com/xpbc4v4q
#Haskell #PureScript […]
@bodil.lolReposted by @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gyHi Swifties of Mastodon, I have a question. I've been wanting to look into Swift for a while, but while I understand it's technically no longer Apple only, literally every tutorial or teaching material I've ever found starts with "install Xcode." Do you know of _any_ introductory material […]
