Today I recused a bee from the ocean. I have no idea why she was floating out there. I carried her out on some sea grass and put her in a tree.

Enjoying paradise during the current apocalypse. Thought I’d share.

I’d agree it’s intensity over hue. So this is also a good example. It’s lovely

Love should be as intense as this color 🌱

Highly tempted to begin an instagram account titled “Dicks of Greece” where I feature all the cocks I see. Or jerk tourists. Probably both.

I know, lady, I know

Normalize orgasmic water pressure

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I saw a plethora of nude beach goers today am Strand. All ages all body types. Freeing the nipples is wondrous btw. Would recommend

Becoming a mojito slut

This is adorable. I would love to try this. But how are they getting the gelatin to set fast enough to not soak the cake? I feel the frosting barrier may not be enough

I have questions 🤔 I almost feel this would make more sense if the sign depicted spaceships rather than cars

Seven disturbingly sexy stories. Two favorite erotic genres: monsters and aliens. No guarantee humanity comes out looking like the sensible species. 😈

Sounds like someone who I’d befriend. But I don’t picture this character talking to the garden creatures like I do. Today I found a dead dragonfly and it crushed me

What I do understand about beach vacation: *becoming a mojito slut *reading an entire book in one sitting *napping

This character looks like they’re a badass with that staff thing, so I think something softer could help balance them out. Maybe they’re helping at a goat shelter, they’re an avid stamp collector, or a successful gardener

I don’t understand some things about beach vacation culture *burning to a literal crisp (yes, judging) *bikini butt flossing (no judgement) *being a dick to sandcastles