There are things King doesn't do well, but one thing i think he consistently nails is how nasty and callous high school can be

He's an escorow!

Starting with this fuckin guy

Season 5 is when a whole lot of Gilmore Girls characters go from being kinda charmingly quirky to needing a karate chop in the throat

Whereas largely no one cares unless you're hardwiring foul misogyny into your setting or something

I think a lot of it comes down to some grognards thinking because non-slave girls are more common in fantasy media now, they think The Wokes are trying to Take Them Away Forever

Yeah, you know, I'm gonna delete this i think

Lord grant me the confidence of an extremely below average man

Like ya do

Ok I'm a little sorry

I have no idea if that's true but it was really funny

After a trio to Los Angeles one time we were riding back to the airport on a bus and the bus driver was giving an informal audio tour. At one point he said "this is where Beyonce park her plane. She need her own runway cause Beyonce don't like sharin nothin with nobody."

one-time bump. thank you so so much to everyone who's helped out so far. I appreciate all of you so much.

Sgt. Beepillow is unmoved

Volkor X - This Means War

newscasters and cockroaches and desserts

Anyone who wants that, deserves it (derogatory)

you can't play dark sun with PRONOUNS