"I could kill you by brushing your *hair*."
- @demilardner.bsky.social
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I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
@e6n.lolReposted by @demilardner.bsky.social@demilardner.bsky.socialpurse!
@demilardner.bsky.socialmmmh! orc pleased!
@demilardner.bsky.socialjack can suck my balls for throwing my boy kyle under the bus afaic
@demilardner.bsky.sociali cant beleive i was there either. we bought so much fucking merch and i cant wear any of it now lmao
@demilardner.bsky.sociallmfao this is so good
@shieldrjaguar.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialPiggy made a face in the recent video feed of the podcast BST.PNG and so I had to draw it. @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social
@unionizeheaven.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.social
@tomwalker.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialAn honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social)
Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
@demilardner.bsky.socialwhy i are saying this to me
@bisk.sureis.sexyReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialfeeling sick and listening to the @boontavista.com back catalogue to make myself feel better and was chucking up into the toilet when @demilardner.bsky.social started doing a crazy frog impression.
perfect. no notes.
@wyrdscience.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialnew favourite Smaug dropped
@demilardner.bsky.socialthat’s demi-steppin
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@siberianpine.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialBest one yet, I can only assume because with these two she doesn't mind getting meaner
@demilardner.bsky.sociallmao yup
@spaghezzy.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialHad to pause 4 1/2 minutes in because I was out of breath from wheezing. 11/10 - will continue watching after a gentle sip of a soothing beverage.
@emmeline.northsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialthank you to Demi for making me laugh and restoring some of my mental health this morning
@gorgol.bsky.socialReposted by @demilardner.bsky.socialwatch this it’s so fucking funny and good! give demi the keys to the whole operation ! ! !
@demilardner.bsky.sociali look hot in this one