KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

I have evangelized about this game many times including tonight. I love it very very much. Check it out

Thank you

I have different fears and the cucumber was nice

We got her post-taskmaster record!! Which gives an idea how long it’s been in the can haha

Mrs. Stupid

good advice for anxious people is to become somewhat famous- then your ruminations will be justified true beliefs and you won't be mentally ill anymore

brutal stuff

I do like Rammus. If they bring in Trundle (yucky pre-rework version) I’m in but that’s not gonna happen so i guess I’ll just do nothing. Yeah basically my life sucks

Just played some riftbound. Cool game even as a fiddly little rectangle simulator. Annoying having to count that much shit. They should bring in the heroes I like and make them cards I like (I don’t know any)

Hello

(Does his dance) unf! Yeah yeah yeah!

(bumps into you in the corridor) oops! (smiles then does his dance) yeah! uh-huh! yeah-heh-yeah! (winks at you and then walks down the corridor)

Yaaaaaaay

One of my “maybe I’ll do this one day” projects is to learn how to print lenticular stuff and make some. They’re sick

Have listened to, conservatively, 80+ episodes of bst in one ear while at work in the last two months and it's been great. Two of the funniest fuckin people on this planet

I love playing videogames right up till the scales fall from my eyes and I realise the roguelike I’m playing is gambling dopamine disguised as strategy mixed with light execution barrier and then I start trying to press the scales back on. Yeah usually when I press on the scales they just say FAT

I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan

It’s Timme Time!!!