Christopher Harris (@harrisfootball.com)

@harrisfootball.com Oct 11, 2026, 3:07 PM

"I'm gonna stop talking," --Jason Kelce

@harrisfootball.com Oct 11, 2026, 3:04 PM

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@harrisfootball.com Oct 11, 2026, 2:24 PM

sideline reporter quoting Jalen Hurts about a home run he hit when he was 10 is new levels of "please allow a.i. to replace my job."

@harrisfootball.com Oct 10, 2026, 7:01 PMReposted by @harrisfootball.com

One coach in one of these beheadings actually let slip the team’s scorn, keeping his voice neutral: “I had the equipment staff sneak into the room late at night just to check and make sure, but it turns out you ain’t actually been playing in cleats made outta concrete. Got to admit I was surprised.” Now he’s in his fourth organization.

@harrisfootball.com Oct 11, 2026, 12:40 PM

“We used to have a dude like you.”
“…”
“We called him Sunny Day. You know why?”
“Where’s the head man at?”
“Oh, he don’t bother with dudes like you.”
“…”
“Right, you think you good. You got that contract, you think you’re all set.”
“Man, I know I’m good.”
“Six games.”
“Come on, man.”
“We called him Sunny Day ’cuz he only made it out there, like, every so often. This was over in Pittsburgh. Only get a few sunny days a year in Pittsburgh.”

@harrisfootball.com Oct 7, 2026, 7:55 PMReposted by @harrisfootball.com

Our W5 DK contest -- it's $5 to enter, no strings, all the entry dollars go back to the winners...it's just for fun:

www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

@arthurdeodat.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:06 AMReposted by @harrisfootball.com

Run a book by adding a word:

Quarter Pound Foolish

cc: @harrisfootball.com

@harrisfootball.com Oct 10, 2026, 7:01 PM

@harrisfootball.com Oct 10, 2026, 4:12 PM

also trading for marvin harrison so....

@riversmccown.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 2:48 PMReposted by @harrisfootball.com

Monti Ossenfort, when asked why he’s asking for a second-round pick ”plus more” for someone playing like Slow Mack Hollins:

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

@harrisfootball.com Oct 9, 2026, 3:05 PMReposted by @harrisfootball.com

A big TRADE podcast for a Friday... 💥 Cousin Josh joins and we each nominate FIVE players we'd consider trading away at the right price... ...plus I'll do a deep dive into the SPRINTER SOLDIER Bucky Irving's big Thursday night ...and we'll survey W5 injury news! (link is 👇)

@harrisfootball.com Oct 9, 2026, 3:32 PM

Funny dude, nice guy, used to nod off watching games next to me in the war room, always had the ring:

@harrisfootball.com Oct 9, 2026, 3:05 PM

A big TRADE podcast for a Friday... 💥 Cousin Josh joins and we each nominate FIVE players we'd consider trading away at the right price... ...plus I'll do a deep dive into the SPRINTER SOLDIER Bucky Irving's big Thursday night ...and we'll survey W5 injury news! (link is 👇)

@harrisfootball.com Oct 9, 2026, 3:18 AM

💵🔑 🏁

@harrisfootball.com Oct 9, 2026, 3:02 AM

Ban-Todd-Bowles-From-Boarding-The-Team-Plane Challenge (easy)

@harrisfootball.com Oct 8, 2026, 3:16 PMReposted by @harrisfootball.com

A great THURSDAY podcast ready for your 👂🔔

🏈 @pianow.bsky.social on Week 5 start/sit
🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W5 DraftKings DFS
🏈 A snarkbag of listener hilarity
🏈 An a capella mixtape

Don't miss it! It's fun!
(link is 👇)