This whole Adam/Ian reporting reeks of Polymarket/Kalshi bullcrap

This post is about AI.

I used to spend so much time scouring sites like PureVolume and Bandcamp for free downloads. I did this because 1) I had no disposable income, and 2) it was a great way to find NEW, UNFAMILIAR music. And guess what? I enjoyed music more when I didn’t have all of it at my fingertips.

Hey, you. Do you have a plan to vote in the midterms? Confirmed you’re still registered? That your polling place is still the same? Have you talked to your friends and (like-minded) family to make sure they’ve done the same? If not…DO THAT SHIT. Please.

That’s the most I’ve ever talked about horses in a single sitting.

I might get behind that if Jalen Hurts had shown any proclivity for dumping the ball off to his RBs. But hoping for even 5-6 targets seems like a tall order. (Especially because their coach only wants to use their 1st round rookie receiver at the LOS.)

Saquon Barkley hasn’t had a Top 25 week at RB this season. The Eagles offense looks like a 7-year-old mashing action figures together. I understand the position is gross right now…but Will Shipley? Are we really doing this?

Oof. It’s bad. Real bad. I drastically underestimated the challenge of picking the right 2-3 fringe tight ends each week. But I had fun drafting and it’s for a good cause! So that’s a win!

Pretty much. Once it's started, I say you're "in the middle of it." Colloquially.

You know when someone asks you a question and your mouth is full? And you’re “mid-chew”? Or when that pain you feel when you try to pinch it off “mid-pee”? It’s like that.

At least you’re consistent.

Sometimes in fantasy football you’re the bee. And sometimes you’re the pollen. Hopefully you rebound in Week 5!

What a difference a few weeks makes in fantasy football

If you told me this was Bowie’s grandkid I would believe you without any follow up questions

I know there’s a game going on but I’m watching the latest season of Great British Bake Off and HOLY SHIT THIS ONE GUY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE DAVID BOWIE

That Kaliakamanis spin move was the most “ooops my cat landed on the controller” move I’ve ever seen.

Send this to someone in your office fantasy league.

Ever get that urge to watch a movie that emotionally just…wrecks your shit?