I can't wait to hear the new "no one believed in us" narratives Pat Murphy is writing in his head right now.

I understand why it happened but that didn't stop me from yelling, " WHAT?!" when I realized Dave Roberts was pulling Yamamoto in the third.

vassegh needs to go down rhe slide again. we need blood sacrifice

I was not aware that Pujols was known for having a large posterior, but given his last name, I suppose it's on brand.

There are pop tarts but not mom tarts (because of the pastryarchy)

Photo evidence

If you're gonna do a montage of teammates commenting on a pitcher shouldn't they at least be saying something minimally interesting?

Hey look it's Pascal's triangle for witches

this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings

Didn't realize the Packers signed a uniform deal with Magnolia, but whatever they're wearing today absolutely screams Joanna Gaines/Fixer Upper.

I don't think so, but to be fair, Travis wasn't either.

She went to one of their ALCS games in 2024, but it wasn't a home game.

Distraught PJ Fleck brings a hyper-realistic skull into the postgame locker room and does the entire "To be or not to be?" monologue from Hamlet.

Bro got a name like an incantation

He's got the range of Julie Andrews

Scientists should look into whether it's safe to have this many left-handed hitters with absolute dump trucks in a single series.

Had an intrusive thought

Ah yes, those three words every woman wants to hear, "Here's John Mateer."