I didn't even notice that part, I'll have to listen for it

I know on the Cascade Power Plus commercial, they're saying "double the Dawn power" but I keep hearing "double the dong power" and laugh because I'm like nine.

Bourbon helps me forget!

See, my bald spot is far enough back on the crown of my head that I don't see it in the mirror and can pretend it's not there!

Are Kornheiser and Wilbon slowly morphing together into one person?

Gym short is the working man's silk.

My mom called me to yell at me when she saw me across the street from her shoveling my sidewalk in 5 degree weather in shorts and no jacket

7.8 too cold for my preference because it's cold enough I'll have to put on socks and consider wearing long gym pants at home instead of gym shorts

Yeah, 79 and rainy tomorrow, but rest of forecast looks sweet

If Messick allows a homer right now, did the Rays "Rock the Vogt?"

Ah, but I sneeze more in the spring than the fall

I'd be bad customer relations because people complaining about me doing something would just make me want to do it that much more.

Ah, October, the month when the weather gets better, the leaves change, and you have to figure out what the hell TruTV is.

Sounds like one of the lesser characters from Stephen King's The Body/Stand By Me.

I still don't know why when choosing between which word to lean into, the went with the calmer Rays instead of the more evocative Devils. You can do cooler stuff with Devils.

There's also the fourth one, who is rarely photographed with the other ones because she doesn't like them, and will passively aggressively smack any cat that comes with three feet. Also the smallest of the four black cats.

Congrats on your further not-being-consumed by your housepanther!

It's actually still probably in a box somewhere.