Sir are you threatening me

Did Kurt Warner listen to Hamilton yesterday? Because that was so cringey and if those lyrics were just in his head then someone needs to sit him down

also set up the stationary bike in my office again so I can watch Taskmaster and drag queen videos while I work out. nice day for getting my shit together, though I am ignoring allllll the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink

Here is a primer I wrote upon the economic evidence.

breakfast for lunch, looking at full time job postings, sunny day, favorite podcast playing, yay

Hoping to find a place for dinner that is showing the game, but on mute.

I am simply not going to see Digger and I would like commercials to stop asking me to

I was literally thinking about that exact episode! I like Midnight Sun for the turn at the end and the utter hopelessness that never resolves.

So much of that show still stands up today. Our fears as a society have evolved but not entirely changed and so much of what Serling did is based on that.

oh nooooo, penn state is bad and I’m going to hear about it from every single immediate and extended family member who went there (literally 90%)

Today’s mood: annoyed but determined; confident and vaguely nauseous.

I read that Rosenthal article and immediately determined he doesn’t know a single Phillies fan or watched a game all year. And hasn’t looked at their finances. And doesn’t truly know what “no-trade clause” means. How do you suggest trading the two players most valuable to the team?

Tonight’s broadcast has contained a number of unfortunate shots featuring Walt Weiss spitting things out of his mouth.

If you survive an execution your freedom should be automatic

I am Very Excited about this

I made an enormous quinoa Greek salad with tons of feta and Kalamata olives and vegetables and I’m eating it with a spoon directly from the big bowl.

Hell yeah

I’m so glad I can freely love Mike Tomlin now that he’s no longer part of the Hated Steelers. This is really wonderful.