@miketanier.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Founder of Too Deep Zone: Subscriber-supported gonzo NFL journalism. Former NFL writer for Football Outsiders, Bleacher Report, the New York Times, Sports on Earth and other publications, some of which still exist!
@miketanier.bsky.socialMost Overrated People in Human History. 1. Christopher Columbus 2. Richard the Lionheart 3. Eric Clapton 4. Justin Herbert 5. T.S. Eliot 6. Robert E. Lee 7. Whoever Invented Agriculture 8. Marcel Proust 9. Hannibal Barca (the Elephant dude) 10. George Lucas
@miketanier.bsky.socialNever in Doubt!
@miketanier.bsky.socialThe shortest, saddest, dumbest time.
@miketanier.bsky.socialwait wut
@miketanier.bsky.socialNo Sleeps-it.
@miketanier.bsky.socialOf course this game found a way to run long. Of course it did. Of course.
@mattlombardo.bsky.socialReposted by @miketanier.bsky.socialButtoning up tomorrow’s column, and it’s one of my favorite Monday features I’ve published in some time. It has quotes from a quick conversation with a legendary WR, executives and scouts on some breakout performances, and much more. Subscribe tonight to have it hit your inbox before you wake up!
@miketanier.bsky.sociallol
@thefalcoholic.bsky.socialReposted by @miketanier.bsky.socialLinus wishes he had a security blanket like Drake London
@miketanier.bsky.socialTravis Kelce has a portrait of Mark Andrews in his attic that keeps getting older.
@miketanier.bsky.socialHow's Ravens Bingo going? ➡️ Settle for FG at goal line? ✅ ➡️ Two-point conversion fail? ✅ ➡️ Defense can't get off field on 3rd-and-long? ✅
@miketanier.bsky.socialAnyone who expected the Ravens to make that 2-point conversion has never ever ever ever seen a Ravens game.
@miketanier.bsky.socialgreat point!!!!
@miketanier.bsky.socialIf you want to make a QB look great, give him the lead and good field position. If you want to make him look bad, have him play from behind with bad field position.
@aaronschatz.comReposted by @miketanier.bsky.socialSomething I've been talking a lot to @miketanier.bsky.social about is the idea that Drake looks so awesome in part because he's always playing from ahead. That's an even bigger deal than the schedule.
Again, today, he played most of the game from ahead, and he looked awesome.
@miketanier.bsky.socialWorld's Youngest Late-Career Matt Ryan Cosplayer.
@jenniferleechan.bsky.socialReposted by @miketanier.bsky.social#49ers WR Deebo Samuel has been ruled out (hamstring) according to the broadcast
@miketanier.bsky.socialthe Eagles’ scoring breakdown by quarter through five games: ➡️First Quarter: 3 points. ➡️Second Quarter: 66 points. ➡️Third Quarter: 6 points. ➡️Fourth Quarter: 17 points.
@miketanier.bsky.socialHoly crap it's raining hard.
@miketanier.bsky.socialYeah. Fuck you Deshaun.
