Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Romance writer: [add sex scene here]

As a lawyer, i worked (tangentially) on a serial killer case. Because he'd murdered so many people, he had body locations to swap for life in prison W/o parole, but the guy who shoots one person in a robbery, or even the guy just standing next to him, has nothing to deal. That changed my mind.

The goose coming at you, it's my 2026 vibe

Last summer we were in a high rise hotel room in Vancouver BC and suddenly there was a loud noise bc window washers were outside and their ropes were banging the glass. Thank goodness I was dressed.

I was a JAG. I would believe.

When I was still serving, I went on vacation to Switzerland and then I was supposed to report to Germany for TDY. Accidentally drank a Swiss beer that had a pointy leaf on the label, freaked out when I noticed, and took sad photos with the bottle, just in case I got tested and popped hot.

Congratulations!

In my feed, the post above this thread was about puffy stickers so now I'm trying to picture Beartongue awarding puffy stickers when a Paladin learns to communicate.

Memory eternal.

Pre coffee face, of course

Waiting for coffee and our turn to enter Nazarin Palace, the Alhambra. But really, waiting for coffee. (14th century monster, about the size of a muffin).

(to be clear it was being played by coffee shop in Terminal 4, not by me, although I think it's quite a catchy song)

I am sitting in LHR listening to Choosing Texas right now. He always loved Marlybone by morning

Sitting here Sunday morning with my coffee and loving my spouse a lot. He drank his coffee black so that I could have the last bit of the half and half. I realized that was a very, very Connor thing for him to do. (Connor's one of the heroes in my new release CHECKING OUT THE LIBRARIAN).

ABSOLUTE QUEEN

I was at a Mariners game once and woman next to me (wearing a Seahawks jersey!) pulled 4 Tito's mini vodkas from her bra and got significantly drunk by doctoring her hard lemonade. My 9 yr old son on other side of me learned new things that day. That must have been in the back of my head.

Soft Nike sports one w/hooks, not a pull over the head type. Generous cups, but I only ever get a tall iced coffee. Drink half first or you get whale spouts. It was originally about the ice b/c I was in pain and the icepacks were warming up, then I discovered I could use the straw and keep my eyes.