Who wouldn't fall for somebody called #Zaffery?

Who wouldn't fall for somebody called #Zaffery?
Have you met
my dear boy Zaffery McSweeny
He goes all Zaffery when you play his tune
I heard him scream through the night
all that timber blown out of sight
He has a pet kangaroo
that makes Kilimanjaro
mountain shoes
but when reads newspapers
he's on the loo
"Don't give me all that #zaffery! You get your arse up and you get your chores done." She walked over and grabbed the wizard by the ear.
"Ma...I'm six hundred years old!"
"I walked in the snow to the store, uphill, both ways, at your age! Up you get!"
#SillySeptember #zaffery
#limerick
I knew a guy named Zachery
His last name was McCaffery
I shortened his name
It’s almost the same
He now answers to Zaffery
Zaferry struck the
Cattery, spooking felines
Into hissing fits.
#SillySeptember #zaffery #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#SillySeptember silly words are aplenty!
The word to include #zaffery