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@tigger88.bsky.socialDid the Mitcher Turtle use a body double yesterday in the Senate? #turtlewatch, #bodydouble
@twitter-exile.bsky.socialIs #MitchMcConnell still with us no? #TurtleWatch day 92 from #EpistemicCrisis.
Will Mitch rise from the dead to cast a vote in the senate today?
@vallirose.bsky.socialWhere the fuck is Mitch McConnell? 😵☠️🪦
92 days…no sign of him, no proof of life!
Is he or someone criminally collecting his big paycheck?
This is over 3 months of complete horse shit!
We know the geezer croaked back on 6/14/26.
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@pyronsanity.bsky.socialNot gonna lie—I thought that said “coroner” on first read
@vallirose.bsky.social@vallirose.bsky.social@vallirose.bsky.socialIt looks like Mitch had his coming to Jesus meeting & saw the light 💡
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@vallirose.bsky.social@vallirose.bsky.socialWhere the fuck is Mitch McConnell?
#FarmBill ~ 9/14/26
A vote to break the tie is needed in the senate.
@twitter-exile.bsky.socialThe US Senate is waiting for a dead man to turn up to cast his tie-breaking vote within the #SenateAgricultureCommittee to advance the highly anticipated #FarmBill.
In the meantime farmers are going bankrupt & losing their ranches.
#MitchMcConnell #RigorTortoise #TurtleWatch #USAFailedState #Trump