Sweater vest #JurassicChuck needs to go back to his old job as WalMart greeter and........wtf am i talking about - #RigorTortoise is fucking dribbling in his oatmeal and still pulling down a paycheck

Sweater vest #JurassicChuck needs to go back to his old job as WalMart greeter and........wtf am i talking about - #RigorTortoise is fucking dribbling in his oatmeal and still pulling down a paycheck
Great explanation from Concussion Talks of what is likely going on with #MitchMcConnell. Regardless of the real reason, it is obvious he is unfit to serve.
#MitchMcConnell needs help dealing with his case of #RigorTortoise.
He should *not* be in office. This is almost literally "Weekend at Bernie's" shit
#RigorTortoise has set in
Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell? 😵☠️🪦
92 days…no sign of him, no proof of life!
Is he or someone criminally collecting his big paycheck?
This is over 3 months of complete horse shit!
We know the geezer croaked back on 6/14/26.
“D-Day for #MitchMcConnell after 92 Days as Senate Returns”
#MoscowMitch #RigorTortoise has set in, LOL
It looks like Mitch had his coming to Jesus meeting & saw the light 💡
Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?
#FarmBill ~ 9/14/26
A vote to break the tie is needed in the senate.
The US Senate is waiting for a dead man to turn up to cast his tie-breaking vote within the #SenateAgricultureCommittee to advance the highly anticipated #FarmBill.
In the meantime farmers are going bankrupt & losing their ranches.
#MitchMcConnell #RigorTortoise #TurtleWatch #USAFailedState #Trump