#LunchPun #tuesdaytitters I run a football team for people with speech impairments and our star striker had to come off with a leg injury.
Thigh?
I did more than that, I swore my head off.

#LunchPun #tuesdaytitters Our company accountant has been arrested for fiddling the accounts and several female staff members have also made allegations of impropriety.
Massaging the figures?
That’s one of the rumours.

#LunchPun #tuesdaytitters I suffer from Blurtigo, the fear of shouting out personal secrets when I’m at the top of high-rise buildings.

#LunchPun #tuesdaytitters My friend is an Obs and Gynae doctor at a local hospital and won ‘Dr of the month’. To celebrate they arranged for a slap-up meal with some patients and put on a lovely spread for her.

#LunchPun #tuesdaytitters I missed a documentary last night about an explosion on a Navy warship. I’m told It got a lot of views as the ratings went through the roof.