Straight up not having a good #Spooktober 😑

❌ Seahawks -3
❌ Rams -3.5
✅ Giants +3.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay

Net Profit: -2.04U

On to the next one 😮‍💨

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🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 5

Fresh slate, sharp edges, let’s get weird 😮‍💨

🎟️ Seahawks -3 (-115) — 1.25U
🎟️ Rams -3.5 (-102) — 1U
🎟️ Giants +3.5 (-106) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+619) — 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

3 spreads + 1 towel = Good bets < vibes 😎

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Rough start to #Spooktober 😑

❌ Cardinals -2.5
✅ Seahawks -6.5
❌ Broncos +3.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay

Net Profit: -2.04U

Remember scared money don’t make money 😱

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🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 4

🎟️ Cardinals -2.5 (-110) — 1.25U
🎟️ Seahawks -6.5 (-141) — 1U
🎟️ Broncos +3.5 (-147) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+448) — 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

⚠️ Shop around on SEA & DEN ⚠️

Caesars Sportsbook not giving the 7 or 3 is straight trash 🚮

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0-3 🤮

❌ Buccaneers +1.5
❌ Ravens -3.5
❌ Saints -3.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay

Net Profit: -3.75U

Why do you give me your toughest battles Football Jebus? 🙏🏻

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🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 3

Ticket’s clean 🧼
Towelie’s not 😮‍💨
#dirtmerchant

🎟️ Buccaneers +1.5 (-128) — 1.25U
🎟️ Ravens -3.5 (-106) — 1U
🎟️ Saints -3.5 (-104) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+579) — 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

Good bets 💰
Better vibes 😎

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Clean slate alert 🧼

✅ Patriots -5
✅ Jets +3.5
✅ Broncos -2.5
✅ #Meatloaf Parlay

Net Profit: +6.18U

Eating greedy on the second week of the season 🍽️

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🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 2

🎟️ Patriots -5 (-110) — 1.25U
🎟️ Jets +3.5 (-113) — 1U
🎟️ Broncos -2.5 (-122) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+555) — 0.62U

Let’s cash💰

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Not how we drew it, but it’s a long season…

✅ Cardinals +10.5
❌ Colts +3.5
❌ GB/MIN u46.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay

Net Profit: -1.59U

Back to lab for next week 🧪

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WEEK 1

Football is back. We’re buying points and killing chalk. 😮‍💨

🏈 Cardinals +10.5 (-137) — 1.25U
🏈 Colts +3.5 (-120) — 1U
🏈 GB/MIN u46.5 (-119) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+482) — 0.62U

3 legs. 1 towel. 0 reason to lose.

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