@toweliebetz.bsky.social🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 5
Fresh slate, sharp edges, let’s get weird 😮💨
🎟️ Seahawks -3 (-115) — 1.25U
🎟️ Rams -3.5 (-102) — 1U
🎟️ Giants +3.5 (-106) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+619) — 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
3 spreads + 1 towel = Good bets < vibes 😎
@toweliebetz.bsky.socialRough start to #Spooktober 😑
❌ Cardinals -2.5
✅ Seahawks -6.5
❌ Broncos +3.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay
Net Profit: -2.04U
Remember scared money don’t make money 😱
@toweliebetz.bsky.social🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 4
🎟️ Cardinals -2.5 (-110) — 1.25U
🎟️ Seahawks -6.5 (-141) — 1U
🎟️ Broncos +3.5 (-147) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+448) — 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
⚠️ Shop around on SEA & DEN ⚠️
Caesars Sportsbook not giving the 7 or 3 is straight trash 🚮
@toweliebetz.bsky.social0-3 🤮
❌ Buccaneers +1.5
❌ Ravens -3.5
❌ Saints -3.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay
Net Profit: -3.75U
Why do you give me your toughest battles Football Jebus? 🙏🏻
@toweliebetz.bsky.social🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 3
Ticket’s clean 🧼
Towelie’s not 😮💨
#dirtmerchant
🎟️ Buccaneers +1.5 (-128) — 1.25U
🎟️ Ravens -3.5 (-106) — 1U
🎟️ Saints -3.5 (-104) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+579) — 0.62U
Total Risk: 3.75U
Good bets 💰
Better vibes 😎
@toweliebetz.bsky.socialClean slate alert 🧼
✅ Patriots -5
✅ Jets +3.5
✅ Broncos -2.5
✅ #Meatloaf Parlay
Net Profit: +6.18U
Eating greedy on the second week of the season 🍽️
@toweliebetz.bsky.social🏈 TOWELIE TICKET — WEEK 2
🎟️ Patriots -5 (-110) — 1.25U
🎟️ Jets +3.5 (-113) — 1U
🎟️ Broncos -2.5 (-122) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+555) — 0.62U
Let’s cash💰
@toweliebetz.bsky.socialNot how we drew it, but it’s a long season…
✅ Cardinals +10.5
❌ Colts +3.5
❌ GB/MIN u46.5
❌ #Meatloaf Parlay
Net Profit: -1.59U
Back to lab for next week 🧪
@toweliebetz.bsky.socialWEEK 1
Football is back. We’re buying points and killing chalk. 😮💨
🏈 Cardinals +10.5 (-137) — 1.25U
🏈 Colts +3.5 (-120) — 1U
🏈 GB/MIN u46.5 (-119) — 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+482) — 0.62U
3 legs. 1 towel. 0 reason to lose.
