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@barrypopik.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 5:50 PM

"It's been snowing barely an hour and I've already eaten all the toilet paper" (@JohnKelly, 2018). “Day 1 of quarantine and I already ate all of the toilet paper and dog food I bought” (@poodoggins, 2020). #jokes #toiletpaper #snow #COVID19 2/2
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@barrypopik.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 5:49 PM

“The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought” (@MoMohler, Jan. 23). "The hurricane hasn’t even hit Florida yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought" (@MoMohler, Oct. 9). #jokes #toiletpaper 1/2
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@500ways.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 2:59 AM

Discover the worst fact about toilet paper. It's free and complete at worlds-worst-website.com/worst-fact-a... ( #toiletPaper, #toilet, #bathroom, #tissue, #bathTissue, #SearsCatalog, #outhouse, #scented, #scentedToiletPaper, #aloe, #medicated, #medicatedToiletPaper, #bathroomHistory)

@tsaabbeeabz.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 7:04 AM

2dayz;”Thangz Dat Make U Go…….Hmmm?!” Just a random thought?! 😮👀🤷‍♀️🤔🙋‍♀️🙏🤞✔️🎤💯😳👌👍 #toiletpspercommercials #toiletpaper #riddlemethis #thingsthatmakeyougohmm #randomthoughts

@angehome.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 2:02 PM

🧻 Scott ComfortPlus Toilet Paper, 12 Triple Rolls 31% OFF

Toilet paper is one of those household basics you’ll need anyway, so this Prime deal is worth checking while it’s discounted.

👀 Save 31% with the Prime deal:
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#PrimeDeals #AmazonDeals #HouseholdEssentials #ToiletPaper

@picturingben.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 4:59 PM

Toilet Paper ! ?
#pICTURINGbEN #toiletPaper #Bathroom

@mari-19.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 9:26 AM

"Rough Sketches", @andertoon.bsky.social cartoon
from my newsletter that comes all the way across the big pond to me in SW Germany from the USA.
😱😱😱
And I thought #DumpTrump uses the #EpsteinFiles as #ToiletPaper.
😂😂😂
@trumpel.bsky.social @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social @acyn.bsky.social

@therollingtroll.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 10:49 AM

I really wonder how some things happen.
#toiletpaper #toilet #airport #stansted #gross #wtf #dazzcam

@patcat13.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 3:01 PM

Police in Plainfield, IIl., confiscated 650 rolls of toilet paper intended for homecoming pranks

'Operation Clean Sweep'

#shit #ToiletPaper #news from deep inside the #Idiocracy, the #dumbest #dystopia #memes

We can’t have nice things

people.com/police-seize...

Police Seize 650 Toilet Paper Rolls Meant for Homecoming Pranks in 'Operation Clean Sweep'
"Homecoming is not a free pass to damage someone else's property or disrupt their quality of life," the Plainfield Police Department said
By Kimberlee Speakman
Published on September 19, 2026 05:11 PM EDT

Photo of the police department posing around a giant stack of toilet paper

@killbaitcanada.bsky.social Sep 20, 2026, 11:52 AM

Police Seize 650 Rolls of Toilet Paper During High School Homecoming Season

🤖 IA: It's not clickbait ✅
👥 Users: It's not clickbait ✅

#toiletpaper #homecoming #police

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@stevenmckinneyjr.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 4:40 PM

#TRUCKERS are talking about a #STRIKE!

You do realize what this means, right?

WE’RE ALL GONNA #DIE….!

No, but seriously, it’s going to SUCK if they do because basically

EVERYTHING we #buy came off a #truck!

🚨Watch that #toiletpaper start disappearing you better be on guard!

@musicbaum.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 8:02 AM

2006 - #USA: “Canada? Never heard of it. Isn’t that where the ingloos are at?”

2026 - USA: “ #Canada? Our sworn enemy to assimilate. And if they #trade with the EU we’re going to #tariff everything - except cement and #toiletpaper.”

#tradewar #elbowsup 🇨🇦💪 #donaldtrump

@500ways.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 1:58 AM