@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social
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Navy veteran. Retired businessman/and educator. Roasting Republican politics since 2009 with snark, receipts, and zero patience for bullshit. DMs closed.
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social PinnedI just translated the entire U.S.-Iran MOU from diplomatic jargon into English.
Short version:
Iran gets sanctions relief, oil export access, frozen assets unfrozen, reconstruction funding, and reduced military pressure.
America gets a promise.
Read the receipts.
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialTrump says new press secretary to hold first press conference next week #TheHill
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialA 4-Year-Old’s Death Forced Mattel to Change This ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Toy #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialWhy Burt Reynolds Dumped Horse Manure on the ‘National Enquirer’ From a Helicopter #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social'He'll go a step further': Author makes a jolting prediction about Trump post-midterms #RawStory
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialThe Truth about Oprah Winfrey’s Famous Free Car Giveaway: ‘It’s Not Really a Free Car’ #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialBarry Manilow Is Behind Two Iconic Commercial Jingles You Definitely Know #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialJudge halts Trump administration's taxpayer-funded ads #Axios
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialButtigieg gambles on a different path for 2028 #Axios
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialJudge orders cancellation of Trump’s government-funded ads #TheHill https://twp.ai/4hwwaO
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialWhy Everything Can Feel Worse After Midnight, According to Researchers #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialAir strikes kill at least 72 prospectors in Sudan, rights group says #UPI
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialMeet the Fashion Influencer Who Says ‘Cringe’ Was Invented by ‘Big Normal’ #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialTrump floated renaming the Atlantic or Pacific the "Trump Ocean." Two-thirds of Earth is already covered in water, but apparently the real crisis is that none of it has his name on it. Someone hide the moon. #TrumpOcean
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialSuspicions grow after Trump's 'extreme long shot' pick becomes press secretary #RawStory
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialItaly May Have Just Seen Its Biggest Wine Heist Ever (And the Details Are Wild) #Vice https://twp.ai/4hwwbj
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialHow Do Freedivers Cope With So Little Oxygen? Scientists May Have Found a Clue. #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialWATCH: Mouse Spotted Sitting on a Dunkin’ Donut in Viral Video #Vice https://twp.ai/4hwwbQ
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialDoing This May Lower Blood Pressure More Than a Workout, Small Study Finds #Vice
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialMAGA Lawmaker 'Volenteers' To Be On Firing Squad #CrooksAndLiars
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.socialKansas Weasel Roger Marshall Shamed Into Finally Paying Cookie Bill #CrooksAndLiars
