Hang on a minute...
... death certificate?
You're still in the same boat you were in if you burn the body.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyHang on a minute...
... death certificate?
You're still in the same boat you were in if you burn the body.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDid Ligeia also hypnotise the cat into being a dick?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyIt's impressive. Hypnotised into caring for a corpse so well it doesn't decompose.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe cost of heating the secret wing of the house must be pricey.
Do you think it being secret helps keep the council tax down? Or is the square footage all declared?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyI don't know if it can be described as a secret passage if you can discover it by just screaming, even if it is a moderate belter.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe overuse of this cat is both the zombie episode of Community; and the first episode of Darkplace.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDo you think if she got her own pet fox, it might keep the cat in check?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyI hope the twist is that Price is actually just Ligeia in disguise, and Verdon is actually the one in the grave.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"I'm sorry to come upon you unannounced..."
"oh pishposh, that's how it always goes with bukkake."
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe irony of the chinless cuck cucking the not-legally-a-husband after getting horse-cucked on the not-really-a-grave is...
... well, confusing really.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyYeah, I thought Ligeia insisting that unto death they would *not* part was a bit uncool as a dying act...
... especially as it pre-emptively took off the table them forming the partially undead polygamistic threesome.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Sing it to us!"
"I live up on the fourteenth floor of a tower block, and when I get bored, I call "coo-ee" to the passersby, and when they look up, I gob in their eye!
GOB ON YOU!"
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyGas lighting, not cool Price.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyPretty sure the guy asking all the questions at the table was in Yes Minister.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Sorry, I left the cat brush in your bedroom by mistake."
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Take me somewhere I've never been before, somewhere new for us...
Somewhere your dead ex would never let you take her..."
"... like the back of a Volkswagen?"
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDon't fear for your mind, fear for your dick when your wife-cat figures out you've got a breathing side-piece waiting in the wings.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Lately, I seem to slip into reveries".
"Have you tried methadone replacement therapy?"
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDid she just get Guardians of the Galaxy 3'd?