So I think #TombOfLigeia was just an elaborate plot for Kendrick to retire. He set the whole thing up to get Fell to burn the place down with himself inside. Now he doesn't have to work for that dude any more.
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@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gySo I think #TombOfLigeia was just an elaborate plot for Kendrick to retire. He set the whole thing up to get Fell to burn the place down with himself inside. Now he doesn't have to work for that dude any more.
In conclusion the cat is the hero of all this
Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!
The fire is clearly getting paid per minute of screen time
Wives are fungible apparently
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyYes, yes. You totally seem to be behaving normally. We will just leave you alone. What could possibly go wrong?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyHang on a minute...
... death certificate?
You're still in the same boat you were in if you burn the body.
Good think Rowena remembered a few things from her hypnosis 101 class
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDid Ligeia also hypnotise the cat into being a dick?
I wonder what it's like to be physically weaker than a light piece of fabric
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyIt's impressive. Hypnotised into caring for a corpse so well it doesn't decompose.
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyI don't understand why (a) they made a coffin with a glass window, or (b) the wax face burst into flames.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe cost of heating the secret wing of the house must be pricey.
Do you think it being secret helps keep the council tax down? Or is the square footage all declared?
Oh that was definitely a perv mirror
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyI don't know if it can be described as a secret passage if you can discover it by just screaming, even if it is a moderate belter.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe overuse of this cat is both the zombie episode of Community; and the first episode of Darkplace.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDo you think if she got her own pet fox, it might keep the cat in check?
So apparently being dead works like changing careers, if you get tired of it after a while you can just stop
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyI hope the twist is that Price is actually just Ligeia in disguise, and Verdon is actually the one in the grave.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"I'm sorry to come upon you unannounced..."
"oh pishposh, that's how it always goes with bukkake."