nine bears in the bed
and the little one said,
"skoooff"

#SillySeptember #skoooff #senryu #haiku #poetry #writing

I'm all fed up
my head done in
with the rampant #skoooff
so uncouth
hanging about
on dark corners
those places where
heroes once stood
They say Britain is broken
left on the shelf
times they are a changing bro
and we are left to
simmer and brood

#SillySeptember #Skoooff

When Dillinger robbed a bank
He'd shout "23 Skoooff!"
Or was it "Skidoo"?
I can never remember
I read it in a long book once
And you know what they say about writers.

#SillySeptember #skoooff #limerick

September is silly, need proof?
It seems Dave enjoys a good spoof.
Take a look in his mind,
And what do you find?
Silly words like zaffery and skoooff.

#SillySeptember #skoooff @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

in high school I worked in a store
that charged women a dime
to use the restroom
I had to clean.
I always crossed myself at the door
dreading how much skoooff
was on the walls
and the floor

#SillySeptember word #skoooff
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
@blueskypoetry.bsky.social

There and gone with a
Skoooff! Lizard wizard shedding
Scales, leaving traces.
#SillySeptember #skoooff #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember a word made up in the depths of my mind.....

The word to include #skoooff