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Bill Griffith's Zippy, Wednesday 16 September 2026: "Capital Ideas." #Dingburg #Trump #ElonMusk #WhiteHouseBallroom #DietCoke #Quisp

Mannequin's face in middle panel bears striking resemblance to that of Abe Pollin, idiot who moved Bullets (now Washington Wizards) out of Baltimore in 1973.

"Capital Ideas," Wednesday 16 September 2026 installment of Bill Griffith's Zippy.
First panel
Narrator: "Dingburg sculptors are hoping Trump will choose them to beautify Washington D.C."
Dingburger #1: "Who is it?"
Dingburger #2: "She'll go atop th' triumphal arch directly across from th' Elon Musk memorial!"
Second panel
Narrator: "Following the sculptor's plans, Dingburg clothing designers have come up with fashions for the grand opening of the White House ballroom in 2028."
Third & last panel
Narrator: "Meanwhile, Zippy has invented a machine he says will coat the entire city in 24-karat gold leaf-"
Zippy: "Exactly th' same color as Trump's pancake makeup! I'm asking for a no-bid contract!"
Side note: "Made entirely out of recycled Diet Coke cans!"

Black-and-white head shot of Abe Pollin, former owner of Washington Wizards (NBA) and Capitals (NHL) who moved former (then known as Bullets) out of Baltimore in 1973. Image from Washington Bullets 1978-79 Media Guide, when franchise was reigning NBA Champions.

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