@unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy“Ow! It stung me. What *was* that thing? Some kinda insect?”
“Copyright enforcement drone.”
“What the literally flying fuck?”
“You were humming again, lover, and your hair is obscuring your license QR”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Enforcement_Droid_Zero_Point_Two_Oh_Nine […]
@unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gyI merely said that we were running low on paper clips. How was I supposed to know it was listening to everything we say. #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Maximised #BonusEdition
@unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy"Nononono use the meson ray!"
"That will take forever!"
"Low and slow is the only way to cook Earthcow. Microwaves just make them explode."
"I can't believe we flew eighty parsecs for take out"
"Trust me, fresh from the field is the only way to eat 'em"
@unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gyI didn't know you played guitar?
I don't; what makes you think that?
The "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker on the case
Ahahaha— no. This one uses a different process.